My sex life so far

joboy30 said: Hi there! Just started following your blog.. wanted to say it's amazing.. love reading and seeing your experiences ;) I'm from Australia, so the mature lady with the gorgeous perky breasts caught my eye. Great cock too by the way! J

Tks for the message and comments about my cock. I try to keep it in good shape with regular sexercise with all the girls and ladyboys around me here in Pattaya. So much to do and so little time.

Pumping

I’ve been messing around with cock pumps for a few years but recently decided to concentrate my efforts and start a regime of regular pumping sessions. 
Every morning as soon as I wake up, even before I take a piss, I slip on my 52mm steel cock ring and pump away. I alternate between full pressure and small breaks and total time of around 30 minutes. During this time I don’t watch porn or try to get hard, just let the pump do it’s work. 
In the evening more of the same but usually watching some porn to get as hard and engorged as possible. This session usually last about 1 hour where my cock is thick and swollen but still massively hard. 
I then slip on a pair of silk jogging pants and a tee shirt, and walk 800 metres from my apartment to the street of a hundred ladyboys in Pattaya. 
Here I chose a sexy dressed big titted ladyboy and get her to check out my package. If she’s ok with taking that size we go upstairs to the short time room (I never take ladyboys or bar girls to my appt) and have 1 hour of sucking and fucking until I deposit my cum in her mouth, and she returns the favour. 
I never offer more than 1000 baht ($35) for the service including room and go home very happy. 
I alternate between ladyboys and bar girls and always insist on anal with the girls. I have yet to get knocked back on this. 
One recent afternoon after a lunchtime pumping in a short time bar in the infamous soi 6 I had two girls each trying to outdo each other as to how much of my engorged cock they could deep throat. I took both winner and loser upstairs where we continued for an hour or so and I experienced all 6 available holes. 
Total cost of room and two girls was a staggering 1,700 ($60).
Now you understand why I live in Pattaya. The undisputed sex and whore capital of the world.

My girlfriend works at a gogo bar in Pattaya and she sent my this pic of her ladyboy girlfriend. She wants a 3sum with me and her. How can I refuse!!

My girlfriend works at a gogo bar in Pattaya and she sent my this pic of her ladyboy girlfriend. She wants a 3sum with me and her. How can I refuse!!

Back Door - A euphemism for anal sex. 

As with many other sex maniacs this is a part of fucking that I have taken to with gusto. I have a fat thick cock and many women are scared off with the thought of such a weapon being inserted in their tiny buttholes, especially here in Thailand where both pussy and ass holes are much smaller than their European sisters. 
The one exception was a sexy Thai woman I met with great fake tits, extra thick nipples and a great ass. Aoy was in her late 30s and a complete sex maniac. 
I had met Aoy in a bar where she was visiting her girlfriend who worked there. I’d had the pleasure of the girlfriend before and she told Aoy about me, especially my cock. 
Aoy came over, introduced herself and said she liked big white dicks and would I be interested in giving her a look? 
Two minutes later in the small toilet at the back of the bar she “inspected” my cock and just to show how pleased she was gave it a quick sucking. 
Half an hour later we were in a ST hotel room fucking like sea otters. 
Regularly after that evening we would meet up, she would text me to say she was playing with her clit and was horny for me to come over and give her a good ass fucking. 
Yes she just loved getting her ass fucked and thought nothing of me alternating between her ass and cunt so when my cock needed more lube I’d just shove it into her dripping cunt for a few seconds and then back into her brown hole. 
She was also happy to suck my cock straight from her ass, which she always kept whistle clean, but just about the only woman that’s ever done that for me. 
Aoy never wanted money for sex and even joked that she should be paying me, “50 baht for every time i cum”, she would say and then, “now I owe you 300 baht”. Yes she would cum many times, especially when i was licking her cunt, pulling her clit and working two fingers in her butthole. 
So for almost a year we would meet at a short time hotel around the corner from her little restaurant and fuck our brains out. 
I was staying with another girl at this time and just said I was popping out to the golf range or to meet a couple of farang friends, she didn’t mind as it gave her time to see her Thai friends and her Thai boyfriend (they all have them, don’t believe otherwise). 
They Aoy decided to settle down with a German guy who had been after her for a while. “He not have big dick like yours darling” she said, but he was offering her huge money and offered to buy her a bigger restaurant so it was purely business. 
So we met one last time and for the first time we stayed together overnight. I will never forget waking up to her grinding her cunt into my face, tasting the cum I had emptied in there the night before followed by a magnificent sloppy blow job and a great ass fucking and watching her squeeze the cum out of her ass onto my stomach and them licking it all up. 
What a woman

Back Door - A euphemism for anal sex. 

As with many other sex maniacs this is a part of fucking that I have taken to with gusto. I have a fat thick cock and many women are scared off with the thought of such a weapon being inserted in their tiny buttholes, especially here in Thailand where both pussy and ass holes are much smaller than their European sisters.
The one exception was a sexy Thai woman I met with great fake tits, extra thick nipples and a great ass. Aoy was in her late 30s and a complete sex maniac.
I had met Aoy in a bar where she was visiting her girlfriend who worked there. I’d had the pleasure of the girlfriend before and she told Aoy about me, especially my cock. 
Aoy came over, introduced herself and said she liked big white dicks and would I be interested in giving her a look?
Two minutes later in the small toilet at the back of the bar she “inspected” my cock and just to show how pleased she was gave it a quick sucking.
Half an hour later we were in a ST hotel room fucking like sea otters. 
Regularly after that evening we would meet up, she would text me to say she was playing with her clit and was horny for me to come over and give her a good ass fucking.
Yes she just loved getting her ass fucked and thought nothing of me alternating between her ass and cunt so when my cock needed more lube I’d just shove it into her dripping cunt for a few seconds and then back into her brown hole. 
She was also happy to suck my cock straight from her ass, which she always kept whistle clean, but just about the only woman that’s ever done that for me.
Aoy never wanted money for sex and even joked that she should be paying me, “50 baht for every time i cum”, she would say and then, “now I owe you 300 baht”. Yes she would cum many times, especially when i was licking her cunt, pulling her clit and working two fingers in her butthole.
So for almost a year we would meet at a short time hotel around the corner from her little restaurant and fuck our brains out. 
I was staying with another girl at this time and just said I was popping out to the golf range or to meet a couple of farang friends, she didn’t mind as it gave her time to see her Thai friends and her Thai boyfriend (they all have them, don’t believe otherwise).
They Aoy decided to settle down with a German guy who had been after her for a while. “He not have big dick like yours darling” she said, but he was offering her huge money and offered to buy her a bigger restaurant so it was purely business.
So we met one last time and for the first time we stayed together overnight. I will never forget waking up to her grinding her cunt into my face, tasting the cum I had emptied in there the night before followed by a magnificent sloppy blow job and a great ass fucking and watching her squeeze the cum out of her ass onto my stomach and them licking it all up. 
What a woman

So much cum dragging my big balls down even lower than usual. Someone’s going to get a face full of cum tonight.

Fuck yea Ready to cum big time but have to wait for my special Thai facial queen. She loves the taste

10 rings, one small one hidden. I’ll show you that one next around my cock and balls

10 rings, one small one hidden. I’ll show you that one next around my cock and balls

Cock goes in here

Cock goes in here

I’ve been asked if I’m a big cummer. Not in the class of Peter North but enough to make a mouth full for this little Thai whore.

I’ve been asked if I’m a big cummer. Not in the class of Peter North but enough to make a mouth full for this little Thai whore.

No wait, this is the best view. 
Lower back dimples, brown smooth Thai body and a wet tight cunt squeezing my rock hard, fat cock as I drive it all the way to her cervix. Fucking magic.

No wait, this is the best view.
Lower back dimples, brown smooth Thai body and a wet tight cunt squeezing my rock hard, fat cock as I drive it all the way to her cervix. Fucking magic.

The best view in the world.

The best view in the world.

An “old” fuck buddy back in Australia. Well into her 50’s but a great and completely natural set of tits and nipples you could store your cd’s on!!
Even tho she’s had two kids and a few cocks as well she has the tightest cunt I’ve ever fucked. It takes all my willpower to not cum as soon as I get inside. 
Seeing her when I visit Melbourne in April. 
I’ll post some pics of the action for sure.

An “old” fuck buddy back in Australia. Well into her 50’s but a great and completely natural set of tits and nipples you could store your cd’s on!!
Even tho she’s had two kids and a few cocks as well she has the tightest cunt I’ve ever fucked. It takes all my willpower to not cum as soon as I get inside.
Seeing her when I visit Melbourne in April.
I’ll post some pics of the action for sure.

Ladyboys

What’s the attraction?
The first one I met and fucked and sucked was the “daughter” of a woman I would put in the “booty call” list. When I felt horny I’d call the woman up (amongst many others) and get a “short happy time” at my apartment. She was very happy to introduce her ladyboy to me and even happier to suck my balls as I drove my hard cock. Deep into her “daughters” colon.
So does sucking a cock or fucking the ass of a ladyboy constitute being gay??
I’ve never considered myself that way inclined but we are talking about a creature who to the eye looks like a very sexy woman so that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it!!!
The best time I’ve had in this last year was in March where my friend Graham and I had this ladyboy from Pook House on Soi Buokaew. A stunning one with huge fake tits, big nipples, a good sized cock and a mouth like a vacuum cleaner.
After sucking and fucking our brains out her tits, stomach and face were COVERED with sticky cum. Graham always is a big shooter and I helped out a little but the cum from this young ladyboy was spectacular.
Rope after rope of thick cum shooting out of her cock landing well past her tits and all over her face and hair. What a beautiful mess.
Graham offered her more money to let us photo her but she flatly refused more was the pity, would love to have posted THAT!!
They say that a BJ from a ladyboy is the best you can get and I will admit that few “real” women have been able to deep throat my fat shaft and head all the way to my balls like a few of these “women”.
So there it is, the feeling of having your cock deep inside a hot ass while playing with a pair of fake hard tits , ridged nipples and pulling a hard cock is an amazing thing.
Cumming deep inside the ass at the same time getting them to cum on their flat stomach is another bucket list item ticked off and readily enjoyed.
Just remember the condom for the ass and as a change try cumming over their cute face after a stunning blowjob.
Hearing “not in my hair” as you shoot streams of hot cum over a sexy ladyboy face and in her mouth is as exciting as it gets.

Enjoy.

Question: Which sucker is a Ladyboy?

Answer: They both are!!

Question: Which sucker is a Ladyboy?

Answer: They both are!!